The Maiden Heist
(2009)
They're not bad guys. Just bad thieves.
Stars: Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, Breckin Meyer, William H. Macy, Wynn Everett
Director: Peter Hewitt
Writer: Michael LeSieur
Language: English
Studio: Sony Pictures
Duration: 90
Rated: PG-13
Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves.
| Morgan Freeman | Charles |
| William H Macy | |
| Marcia Gay Harden | Rose Barlow |
| Christopher Walken | Roger Barlow |
| Breckin Meyer | Starving Artist |
| William H. Macy | George McLendon |
| Wynn Everett | Docent |
| Nicki Connors | Museum Goer |
| Bates Wilder | Warehouse Foreman |
| Sophya Gudelman | Car Driver |
| Joseph McKenna | Lead Villain |
| David J. Curtis | Humming Security Guard |
| Christy Scott Cashman | |
| Tarek Moussa | Street pedestrian |
| Rich Skinner | Dog Owner |
| Robert Masiello | Pedestrian |
| Stephen E. Stapinski | Bob |
| Chuck Slavin | Frank |
| Lauren E. Clarke | Jordan Smalt - Museum Guard |
| Kimmie Johnson | Park Goer |
| Roger Dillingham Jr. | |
| Adam Zalt | Shipping Co. Personnel / Van Passenger |
| Albert Gornie | Warehouse employee |
| Todd Weeks | The Curator |
| Vincent J. Earnshaw | Museum Patron / Public Garden Pedistrian |
| Douglass Bowen Flynn | The Danish Guard |
| Mike Phelan O'Toole | Pedestrian on Phone |
| Fraser Townley | Milton LeRouge |
| Patrick Mel Hayes | Warehouse Manager |
| Ben Skinner | Frisbee Player |
| Dale Appel | Screaming Woman |
| Bhavesh Patel | Donnie |
| Osmani Rodriguez | Carlos |
| Luis Moco | Allen |
| Todd Mello | Security Guard |
| Anthony Cascio | Tony Bargello |
| Vic Clay | Janitor |
| Eric Hofer | Danish Guard |
| Naheem R. Garcia | Shipping Supervisor |
| Philip Dorn Hebert | Needlebaum |
| Beau C. Bedugnis | Adam Roffman |
| Jimmy F. Wilson | Museum Goer |
| Scott C England | Museum Executive |
| Peter Darrigo | Phil |
| Bart A. Piscitello Jr. | Pauly |
| Roger | Dillingham jr |
| A.G. Wilde | |
| Patricia B. Till | Rude Museum Patron |
| Lawrence Hollie | Pedestrian |
| Amanda Wall | Little Dutch girl in Museum |
| Ellen Becker-Gray | Woman in Boston Public Gardens (uncredited) |
| Desiree April Connolly | Museum Goer |
| Burke Bryant | Brian (uncredited) |
| Gail Bugeja | City Dweller / SUV Driver (uncredited) |
| Michael Anthony Coppola | Security Guard |
| Elisangela | Museum Tourist |
| Dan Marshall | Museum Visitor / |
| Billy Silvia | Security Guard |
| David J. Garfield | Shipping Manager (uncredited) |
| Kal Thompson | Tourist |
| Rupert Gregson-Williams | Composer |
| Mark Hemphill | Shipping Co. Personnel / Van Passenger (uncredited) |
| Edmund J. Janas | City Dweller (uncredited) |
| Ueli Steiger | Cinematographer |
| Jim Chiros | sculptor |
| Haytham Kandil | Art Buyer (uncredited) |
| Glenn W. Kane | Pedestrian |
| Giovanni Pantaleo | Boston Police Officer (uncredited) |
| Michael J. Peluso | Diner Patron (uncredited) |
| Donald Warnock | The Curator (uncredited) |
| Rob Williams | Pedestrian |
| Ashley Wolfe | Model (uncredited) |
| Carole Kravetz | Film Editor |
| Rick Ash | Sound Department |
| Ryan Baker | Sound Department |
| Gregg Barbanell | Sound Department |
| Jonathan Coomes | Sound Department |
| Brian Courchine | Sound Department |
| Alan Freedman | Sound Department |
| Robert Getty | Sound Department |
| Danielle Ghent | Sound Department |
| Justin Herman | Sound Department |
| Mark Purcell | Sound Department |
| Eric Raber | Sound Department |
| David J. Schwartz | Sound Department |
| Alec St. John | Sound Department |
| Lucy Sustar | Sound Department |
| Stephen Stapinski | Bob |
| Elisangela DiAlencar | Museum Goer |
| Jimm Wilson | Museum Goer |
| Carole Kravetz Aykanian | Editor |
| Chris Roope | Production Designer |
| Gershon Ginsburg | Art Director |
| Lisa Nilsson | Set Decorator |
| Ha Nguyen | Custome Designer |
| Brenda McNally | key hair stylist |
| Thomas Nellen | makeup department head |
| Sherryn Smith | key makeup artist |
| Candy L. Walken | hair department head |
| David Eric Chapman | second second assistant director |
Genre: Comedy
Media: DVD
Sound: Dolby Digital
IMDb: 1107860
