Life Without Dick
(2002)
True love can be a very dangerous thing.
Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Harry Connick Jr., Johnny Knoxville, Craig Ferguson, Teri Garr
Director: Bix Skahill
Writer: Bix Skahill
Language: English
Studio: Happy Dagger Pictures
Duration: 97
Rated: PG-13
DVD Release: January 2002
By accident, Colleen Gibson shoots and kills her gold-digging cheating boyfriend, Dick, a private eye who happens to have a hitman on his tail. Danny the hitman works for his brother-in-law, a cheerful but nasty Irish mobster, hasn't actually killed anyone, and wants to be a singer. He falls for Colleen. she likes him, too. He can solve her problem (Dick's body), she can solve his (meeting the mobster's demands that he kill people like Dick). Danny has an ex-girlfriend, who might still hold the key to his heart, two cops are sniffing around for Dick, a junk yard owner gets a conscience, and a talent show is coming up. Bullets, music, and true love are set to collide.
Sarah Jessica Parker | Colleen Gibson |
Harry Connick Jr. | Daniel Gallagher |
Johnny Knoxville | Dick Rasmusson |
Craig Ferguson | Jared O'Reilly |
Teri Garr | Madame Hugonaut |
Harry Connick | |
Geoffrey Blake | Detective Murphy |
John Eddins | Detective O'Halloran |
Brigid Brannagh | Ivy Gallagher O'Reilly |
David Cross | Rex |
Jon Sklaroff | Colin |
Brigid Conley Walsh | |
Brad Grunberg | Pee Wee |
David Koechner | Uncle Hurley |
Bix Skahill | |
Claudia Schiffer | Mary |
Emily Stevens | |
Erik Palladino | Tony the Tuner Moretti |
Happy Walters | |
Ever Carradine | Tina |
Heidi Mark | Crossing Guard Stripper |
Lee Garlington | Colleen's Mother |
Holmes Osborne | Colleen's Father |
Michael Hitchcock | Religious Guy |
John Henson | Dash Davis, The MC |
Sean Howse | Patrick |
Matt O'Toole | Patrick #2 |
Ian Patrick Williams | Sean |
Don McMillan | Michael |
Tim Gingras | Michael #2 |
Kate Flannery | Crampy Legs Partygoer |
Hillary Weaver | Hungry Partygoer |
David Rosen | Anxious to leave partygoer (as David Alex Rosen) |
Elwood Hampton | Audience |
Michael Calder | Audience Member |
Patrick Coleman Duncan | Soccer Playing Irish Mobster |
Rosemary Garris | In Audience |
Earl Maddox | Drunk |
La Shon Malone | Stage Manager |
Dave Schuetz | Audience |
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Media: DVD
Sound: Stereo
IMDb: 0262571