Leisure Suit Larry in The Land of the Lounge Lizards
Meet Larry. He's just turned 40, and he's still single. If you can get past the glow of his Grecian formula, you can see his hairline beginning to make a hasty retreat from his forehead. Larry's leisure suit is of the highest quality (100% manmade material, permanent press, too!) He wars at least 11 gold chains and his freshly-capped teeth could blind you in a bright light!
Down at the singles bar he tells the chicks, "Sure, I'm single... I got in a fight with my ol' lady and she threw me out." He doesn't tell them the "ol' lady" was his mom, or that he was 38 at the time!
Looking for a good time?
Become the loveable, nerd Larry for one fabulous night!
Vintage gaming fun!